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2014

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I Can't Wait
The Complete Harry Potter Compilation

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For years people have suggested, "Steve, why don't you combine all of your Harry Potter songs into one collection?" Well now I have! 22 songs about everyone's favorite negative influence, more or less in chronological order, all for just $12 for a CD, or $10 for the download version!

Hear some previews here...

SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: Quidditch Ball Wizard · It Saw Her Standing There · Harry's Wand · Goblet Of Fire · Dudley's Cryin' · Rowling Must Deliver · Dumbledore · This Dude Ron Ron Ron · Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Malfoys · Hermione/Fly · Malfoy The Flying Ferret · Avada Kedavra · Harry Sings His Tragedy · A Day In The Life Of Harry · Act Pottery · I Am The Horcrux · Harry's Girl · Umbridge Bloody Umbridge · Dobby Can You Hear Me · Why Can't We All Get A Longbottom? · Mr. Grint · Dumbledore's Army

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Something To Sneeze At

November, 2010

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On November 19th, 2010, the seventh (yet somehow not final) installment of the Harry Potter movie series will hit every theater in the universe. This event, of course, requires Steve to create another batch of parodies based on the books we love [and on the accompanying movies that inevitably disappoint Steve]. On Something To Sneeze At you get 19 kid-pleasing songs (including 12 Harry Potter numbers), plus two funny videos, all for just $12 for a CD, or $10 for the download version! And yes, the download verison comes wtih all the graphics and liner notes you'd get with the CD. Hear all the previews here...

SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: Dumbledore · Malfoy The Flying Ferret · Avada Kedavra · Harry Sings His Tragedy · A Day In The Life Of Harry · Act Pottery · I Am The Horcrux · Harry's Girl · Umbridge Bloody Umbridge · Dobby Can You Hear Me · Why Can't We All Get A Longbottom? · Mr. Grint · Ice Cream Man · Girl Talk (Disclaimer #1) · Braces · Halloween · Ecstasy Of The Bilious Waterpoodle · Mucus To My Ears (Disclaimer #2) · Brown Booger



2006

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The best, finest, greatest, most incredibly awesome

REFRIGERATOR ART

in the whole entire universe
$10

New original rocking kids' songs for 2006!
Entirely from the point of view of a six-year-old, this funny record ROCKS OUT. Steve teamed up with children's author Louie Lawent to create eleven all-new kids' songs, which grown-ups are going to love too! $10 for download version (which includes all the graphics and music of the CD version).

SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: Refrigerator Art · Are We There Yet? · He's A Bully · I Just Want To Help · Halloween · I'll Be Good · Little Sister (Ooly Gooly Baka Hu) · Quitcher Whining! · Gotta Clean My Room · I Don't Wanna Go To Bed · Not Me

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July 2005

When Harry Met Charlie
When
Harry Met
Charlie
FREE
with purchase of
"Refrigerator Art" CD download

Harry Potter AND Charlie And The Chocolate Factory...
all set to popular music! This is another totally G-rated, sure-to-be-a-hit-with-the-kids CD, full of nutty parodies about magic and chocolate. YEAH! Featuring the voices of Alison Larkin, this CD is free with the purchase of "Refrigerator Art!" (while supplies last)

SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: Goblet Of Fire · Dudley's Cryin' · Rowling Must Deliver · Dumbledore · This Dude Ron Ron Ron · Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Malfoys · Hermione/Fly · Walk On The Wonka Side · Wonka Gold · Veruca · This Fudge · Steve The Pirate · Sachio · Birthday Munky

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November 2004

Steve's Greatest Kids' Hits
Steve's
Greatest Kids' Hits

Volume 1
$12

Some of Steve's finest earlier work for kids, all right here. There are a bunch of XM-Kids favorites, several selections from Girlband, a song for Sara (Steve's adorable niece), and a lot of other fun stuff for kids of all ages! $12.

SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: Quidditch Ball Wizard · It Saw Her Standing There · Harry's Wand · I Live In A Green Toyota - Shrek 2 version · I Wanna Be That Moose · Bedwetter · Sara · Buy My Cookies · Poop On That · Pajamas Of My Mind · Talk In Espanol · Quidditch Ball Wizard (live version)

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2001

Hey Hey Howdy!! It
Hey Hey Howdy!!
It's Girlband!
$10

What do you get when two six-foot guys start singing about training bras and slumber parties? That's right - GIRLBAND! Steve went kinda nuts in 2001, and this two-man band is the result. Check it out - it's totally G-rated, making it a great gift for kids of all ages (and genders). $10 for download version.

SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: Slumber Party · Buy My Cookies · Poop On That · The Pajamas Of My Mind · My Brother's Coming Back · Pinky Swear · Ms. G · Talk In Espanol · Training Bra · Real Good Cry · Boys Are Stinky · Braces

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