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1 thru 9 700 Billion Dollars - from 700 Billion Dollars A A Day In The Life (for O.J.) - from Mouthful A Day In The Life Of Harry - from 700 Billion Dollars A Guy Walks Into A Bar - from The Least I Can Do Actual Size - from Measuring Up Ain't No Liberal - from Measuring Up An Agnostic Gospel Song - from Measuring Up Are We There Yet? - from Refrigerator Art B B'Mir Bist Du Schon - from The Nudniks Bacon - from The Two Jew Revue The Ballad Of Wanda And Dino - from You Stink George W! Bedwetter - from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits Betty Rubble - from Show-Off! Big SUV - from You Stink George W! Birthday Munky - from When Harry Met Charlie... Black Water (BP version) - from The Least I Can Do Boneheads On My TV - from Self-Portrait Boobs! (I Did 'Em Again) - from Extra!! Extra!! Boys Are Stinky - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband! Braces - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband! Breakfast In A Bottle - from You Stink George W! Brown Booger - from Show-Off! Burpo The Scary Clown - from Extra!! Extra!! Butt Crack - from Pottered Meat Buy My Cookies - from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits Bye Bye W - from The Least I Can Do C Calling Dr. Phil - from 700 Billion Dollars Channel E - from You Stink George W! Chat Room - from Show-Off! Chimpanzee - from Tail To The Chief Chocolate Cream Pie - from Tail To The Chief Chromosome - from Mouthful Closet Heterosexual - from Self-Portrait Constipated - from Extra!! Extra!! Cowboy By Day - from Measuring Up Cowtipping - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Cringing Bastard - from Falling Standards Crisis Center Hotline Volunteer - from We Just Want You To Be Happy D Da Enron Ron Ron - from Extra!! Extra!! Divorcing The Kids - from The Least I Can Do The Dollar Bill Song - from Objects In Mirror Don't Hear The Beeper - from You Stink George W! Duct Tape - from Pottered Meat Dudley's Cryin' - from When Harry Met Charlie... Dumbledore - from When Harry Met Charlie... Dumbledore - Live! - from The Least I Can Do Dumpster Diving - from The Least I Can Do E Every Man For Himself - from Measuring Up Extra - Actual Size version - from Measuring Up Extra - original TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue F Fly (and Hermione) - from When Harry Met Charlie... Frank's Garage - from 700 Billion Dollars Friends On Myspace - from 700 Billion Dollars Fugly - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Dumpster Diving - from The Least I Can Do G Go Forth My Son - from Objects In Mirror Goblet Of Fire - from When Harry Met Charlie... Goodbye Sarah P - not yet on any CD Gotta Clean My Room - from Refrigerator Art Grandpa's Dead - original version - from Show-Off! Grandpa's Dead - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! H Halloween - from Refrigerator Art Handlin' My Mandolin - original version - from Welcome To Stupid Country Handlin' My Mandolin - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Harry Sings His Tragedy - from 700 Billion Dollars Harry's Wand - from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits Harry's Wand - XM-Kids' Jinxie Movie Mix version He Kissed Her Lips - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Heaving On A Jet Plane - from Tail To The Chief He's A Bully - from Refrigerator Art Her Side / His Side - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Here Comes My Son - from Tail To The Chief Hermione-Fly - from When Harry Met Charlie... Hey Birthday Boy - from The Least I Can Do Hey Birthday Girl - from The Least I Can Do Hey Look My Way - from Falling Standards Hey Scout - from Falling Standards Hey There, Georgy Boy - from You Stink George W! Hi Mom, It's Me - original TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue Hi Mom, It's Me - Nudniks' version - from The Nudniks Hit By A Train - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Hit In Outer Space - from We Just Want You To Be Happy How Come You Ain't Dead Yet - from Objects In Mirror I I Bagged A Tiger - from The Least I Can Do I Can't Believe You Left Me For A Dork Like That - from Falling Standards I Confess - from We Just Want You To Be Happy and 700 Billion Dollars I Don't Wanna Go To Bed - from Refrigerator Art I Got Friends On Myspace - from 700 Billion Dollars I Just Called To Say... (Mel Gibson's Greatest Hit) - not yet on any CD I Just Want To Help - from Refrigerator Art I Live In A Green Toyota - original version - from Extra!! Extra!! I Live In A Green Toyota - Shrek 2 version - from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits I Need A Parking Spot - TJR version - from Welcome To Stupid Country I Need A Parking Spot - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! I Opened Up My Heart (And My Brain Fell Out) - from Welcome To Stupid Country I Put Her Toothbrush In The Mail - from Self-Portrait I Wanna Be That Moose - from Greatest Kids' Hits I Want It Back - from Falling Standards I Want To Be Irish - from The Nudniks I'll Be Good - from Refrigerator Art I'm Thinkin' 'Bout Nailin' Sarah Palin - from 700 Billion Dollars If I Was You - from Objects In Mirror If I Were You (I'd Be So Sick Of Us) - from Falling Standards In A Waffle House In Alabama - original - from Mouthful In A Waffle House In Alabama - actual size version - from Objects In Mirror In A Waffle House In Alabama - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! It Saw Her Standing There - from Show-Off! and Greatest Kids' Hits J J-Lo And Ben - from Pottered Meat Jewish Christmas Carol Medley - original version - from Extra!! Extra!! Jimmy Buffet (Somebody Else Got To Be) - from Objects In Mirror K Katusha - from The Nudniks L Lazy Boy - from The Least I Can Do Les's Morgue - from The Least I Can Do! Let's Go Plant A Tree - from The Nudniks Lie Lie Lie - original TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue Lie Lie Lie - Actual Size political version - from Measuring Up Like A Dog - from Mouthful Little Gerbil - from Mouthful Little Sister (Ooly Gooly Baka Hu) - from Refrigerator Art Loving Her (Is Like Playing At The Bluebird Cafe) - from Welcome To Stupid Country Lower The Bar - from 700 Billion Dollars

M Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Malfoys - from When Harry Met Charlie... Maniac On The Interstate - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Martha My Dear - from You Stink George W! Me And Timmy McV - from Extra!! Extra!! Mel Gibson's Greatest Hit - not yet on any CD Mendel The Reindeer - from The Nudniks Monica - original version - from Tail To The Chief Monica - TJR version - from We Just Want You To Be Happy My Conservative Girlfriend - from Objects In Mirror Moronic - from Tail To The Chief Moses - from The Nudniks Ms. G - from Girlbank My Brother's Coming Back - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband! My Brothers - from Falling Standards My Bubbie's A Killer - original TJR version - from We Just Want You To Be Happy My Bubbie's A Killer - Nudniks version - from The Nudniks My Girl Goes - from Show-Off! My Little Babushka - from The Nudniks N The NASCAR Song - from Welcome To Stupid Country and Let's Get Good-N-Heimered!` National Brotherhood Week - from 700 Billion Dollars Ned Beatty - from Mouthful Ned Beatty - live version - from Pottered Meat Neighborhood Titty Bar - from Falling Standards Never Not - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! No Butt - from Falling Standards No Groupies - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Not Me - from Refrigerator Art Nudnique - from The Nudniks Nursery Rhyme Moyel - from Pottered Meat O Oh They Built Another Bomb - from 700 Billion Dollars Our Boy And Bubba - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Outside The Box - from 700 Billion Dollars P Pain - original TJR version - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Pain - Actual Size version - from Measuring Up Pain - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! The Pajamas Of My Mind - from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits Parking Spot - TJR version - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Parking Spot - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Passing Trains - from Objects In Mirror The Pedley - from The Least I Can Do Pedley - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Penelope, Arthur, and Stanley - from The Two Jew Revue Pinky Swear - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband! Planet Syndicadio - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Poop On That - from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits Pre-Arranged Wedding - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Pregnant - from Falling Standards Pretty Day - from Falling Standards Puff The Magic Rapper - from Show-Off! Q Quidditch Ball Wizard - from Show-Off! and Greatest Kids' Hits Quidditch Ball Wizard - live version - from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits Quitcher Whining! - from Refrigerator Art R Redneck - from Mouthful Refrigerator Art - from Refrigerator Art Renting - from Tail To The Chief Renting - live version - from Pottered Meat The Road To Hell - from 700 Billion Dollars Rowling Must Deliver - from When Harry Met Charlie... Rules - from Falling Standards S Sachio - from When Harry Met Charlie... Saddam'll Be My Target (I Want Osama) - from Extra!! Extra!! Sara - from Greatest Kids' Hits Sarah Palin - from 700 Billion Dollars Seal Pup - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Seven Hundred Billion Dollars - from 700 Billion Dollars Seven Shallow Graves - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Sex, Drugs, and Bill Monroe - from Measuring Up Sex With The Ex - original version - from Falling Standards Sex With The Ex - TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue Shatner - from Pottered Meat She's Jewish - Actual Size version - from Measuring Up She's Jewish - original TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue Shitty Li'l Love Song - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Shut Up - from Pottered Meat Single Mom - from Tail To The Chief 60s Medley - from Mouthful Skinny Woman - from Show-Off! Slumber Party - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband! So Happy Together - from Mouthful Soap Gets In Your Eyes - from You Stink George W! Somebody Farted - from You Stink George W! Song About Nothing - from Measuring Up Stand By Your Van - from Welcome To Stupid Country and Pottered Meat Steve The Pirate - from When Harry Met Charlie and Objects In Mirror Student Of Being F***ed Over - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Sushi (Please Don't Make Me Eat) - from Show-Off! Suspenders - from Extra!! Extra!! Sweat The Small Stuff - from Welcome To Stupid Country T Take It Back - from Welcome To Stupid Country Talk In Espanol - from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits Technical Writer - from Tail To The Chief Tell Michelle My Cell - from 700 Billion Dollars Texaco - from Mouthful Thank God I'm A Country Star - from Welcome To Stupid Country and Mouthful Thank God Thanksgiving (Only Comes Once A Year) - from 700 Billion Dollars That Motel Smell - from Show-Off! That's Why Sometimes Daddies Need A Drink - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! The Least I Can Do - from The Least I Can Do The Pedley - from The Least I Can Do The Twelve Signs Of Swine Flu - from The Least I Can Do There You Have It, There You Are - from Objects In Mirror They Only Fight Occasionally - from Self-Portrait Thinkin' Of You - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! This Dude Ron Ron Ron - from When Harry Met Charlie... This Fudge - from When Harry Met Charlie... Those Were The Days - from The Nudniks Three Bucks An Hour - from We Just Want You To Be Happy Training Bra - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband! Travelin' Hard - from Measuring Up Tweetin' On A Jet Plane - from The Least I Can Do Twist Of The Dreidel - from The Nudniks U Uncle (Marv) Albert - from Tail To The Chief V Veruca - from When Harry Met Charlie... Virile Man - Clinton version - from Tail To The Chief Virile Man - original version - from Self-Portrait The Vomit Song - from Falling Standards W Walk On The Wonka Side - from When Harry Met Charlie Wedding Bells - from The Two Jew Revue What's He Got That I Don't Got? - from The Two Jew Revue Where Would I Be Without Me - from Welcome To Stupid Country Whipped - original version - from Falling Standards Whipped - TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue Whipped - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered! Whiskers And Me - from The Two Jew Revue Why Does It Take So Long (To Record A 3-Minute Song) - from Welcome To Stupid Country Wonka Gold - from When Harry Met Charlie... X Y Yer In-Bred - from Mouthful Yesterday (for Kato) - from Mouthful You Stink George W! - from You Stink George W! You're Better Off With Me - from Welcome To Stupid Country Z