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60s Medley
- from Mouthful
700 Billion Dollars
- from 700 Billion Dollars

A

A Day In The Life (for O.J.)
- from Mouthful
A Day In The Life Of Harry
- from Something To Sneeze At
A Guy Walks Into A Bar
- from The Least I Can Do
Act Pottery
- from Something To Sneeze At
Actual Size
- from Measuring Up
Ain't No Liberal
- from Measuring Up
An Agnostic Gospel Song
- from Measuring Up
Are We There Yet?
- from Refrigerator Art
Avada Kedavra
- from Something To Sneeze At

B
B'Mir Bist Du Schon
- from The Nudniks
Bacon
- from The Two Jew Revue
The Ballad Of Wanda And Dino
- from You Stink George W!
Bedwetter
- from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits
Before He Speaks
- from Drinks Well With Others
Before He Tweets
- from Pardon My French!
Betty Rubble
- from Show-Off! and Drinks Well With Others
The Big Bang Theory Song
- from I Love My Job
Big SUV
- from You Stink George W!
Birthday Munky
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Black Water (BP version)
- from The Least I Can Do
Blue Bayoobs
- from F. U. 2016
Boneheads On My TV
- from Self-Portrait
Boobs! (I Did 'Em Again)
- from Extra!! Extra!!
Boys Are Stinky
- from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
Braces
- from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband! and
Something To Sneeze At
Breakfast In A Bottle
- from You Stink George W!
Brown Booger
- from Something To Sneeze At
Boobs! (I Did 'Em Again)
- from Extra!! Extra!!
Butt Crack
- from Pottered Meat
Buy My Cookies
- from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits
Bye Bye W
- from The Least I Can Do

C
Calling Dr. Phil
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Channel E
- from You Stink George W!
Chat Room
- from Show-Off!
Cheat Sheets
- from F. U. 2016
Chimpanzee
- from Tail To The Chief
Chocolate Cream Pie
- from Tail To The Chief
Chromosome
- from Mouthful
Closet Heterosexual
- from Self-Portrait
Constipated
- from Extra!! Extra!!
Cowboy By Day
- from Measuring Up
Cowtipping
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Cringing Bastard
- from Falling Standards
Crisis Center Hotline Volunteer
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy

D
Da Enron Ron Ron
- from Extra!! Extra!!
Dick Heads
- from F. U. 2016
Dire Straits
- from Pardon My French!
Divorcing The Kids
- from The Least I Can Do
Do Your Job
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Dobby Can You Hear Me
- from Something To Sneeze At
The Dollar Bill Song
- from Objects In Mirror
Don't Be A D*ck
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Don't Hear The Beeper
- from You Stink George W!
Dot Matrix Printer
- from I Love My Job
Downtown
- from F. U. 2016
Duct Tape
- from Pottered Meat
Dudley's Cryin'
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Dumb Americans
- from F. U. 2016
Dumbledore
- from When Harry Met Charlie... and Something To Sneeze At
Dumbledore - Live!
- from The Least I Can Do
Dumbledore's Army
- from I Love My Job
Dumpster Diving
- from The Least I Can Do

E
Ecstasy Of The Billious Waterpoodle
- from Something To Sneeze At
Endoscope
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Every Man For Himself
- from Measuring Up
Extra - Actual Size version
- from Measuring Up
Extra - original TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue

F
Fly (and Hermione)
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Forrest Does Jenny
- from I Love My Job
Frank's Garage
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Friends On Myspace
- from The Least I Can Do
F U R2D2
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Fugly
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Fuzzy Navel
- from The Least I Can Do

G
Getting Old
- from Pardon My French!
Go Forth My Son
- from Objects In Mirror
Goblet Of Fire
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Goodbye Sarah P
- not yet on any CD
Gotta Clean My Room
- from Refrigerator Art
Grandpa's Dead - original version
- from Show-Off!
Grandpa's Dead - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
The Gump-Bieber-Poop Medley
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!

H
Halloween
- from Refrigerator Art and
Something To Sneeze At
Handlin' My Mandolin - original version
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Handlin' My Mandolin - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Harry Potter Medley
- from F. U. 2016
Harry Sings His Tragedy
- from Something To Sneeze At
Harry's Girl
- from Something To Sneeze At
Harry's Wand
- from Pottered Meat and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Harry's Wand - XM-Kids' Jinxie Movie Mix version

He Ain't Breathing
- from F. U. 2016
He Kissed Her Lips
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Headin' Down To Nashville
- from I Love My Job
Heaving On A Jet Plane
- from Tail To The Chief
Her Side / His Side
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Here Comes My Son
- from Tail To The Chief
Hermione-Fly
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
He's A Bully
- from Refrigerator Art
Hey Birthday Boy
- from The Least I Can Do
Hey Birthday Girl
- from The Least I Can Do
Hey Fred Phelps
- from Drinks Well With Others
Hey Look My Way
- from Falling Standards
Hey Scout
- from Falling Standards
Hey There, Georgy Boy
- from You Stink George W!
Hi Mom, It's Me - original TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Hi Mom, It's Me - Nudniks' version
- from The Nudniks
Hit By A Train
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Hit In Outer Space
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
How Come You Ain't Dead Yet
- from Objects In Mirror

I
I Am The Horcrux
- from Something To Sneeze At
I Bagged A Tiger
- from The Least I Can Do
I Can't Believe You Left Me For A Dork Like That
- from Falling Standards
I Confess
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
I Don't Wanna Go To Bed
- from Refrigerator Art
I Drink Well With Others
- from Drinks Well With Others
I Dropped My Phone In The Toilet
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
I Got Friends On Myspace
- from The Least I Can Do
I Just Called To Say... (Mel Gibson's Greatest Hit)
- not yet on any CD
I Just Sneezed In My Pie
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
I Just Threw Up
- from I Love My Job
I Just Want To Help
- from Refrigerator Art
I Live In A Green Toyota - original version
- from Extra!! Extra!!
I Live In A Green Toyota - Shrek 2 version
- from Pottered Meat and
Greatest Kids' Hits
I Love My Job
- from I Love My Job and
F. U. 2016

I Need A Parking Spot - Stupid Country version
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
I Need A Parking Spot - TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
I Opened Up My Heart (And My Brain Fell Out)
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
I Put Her Toothbrush In The Mail
- from Self-Portrait
I Wanna Eat A Big Piece Of Cheese
- from F. U. 2016
I Wanna Be That Moose
- from Greatest Kids' Hits
I Want It Back
- from Falling Standards
I Want To Be Irish
- from The Nudniks
Ice Cream Man
- from Something To Sneeze At
If You Want To Say Fuck Say Fuck
- from Pardon My French!
I'll Be Good
- from Refrigerator Art
I'm Donald Trump
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
I'm Thinkin' 'Bout Nailin' Sarah Palin
- from 700 Billion Dollars
If I Was You
- from Objects In Mirror
If I Were You (I'd Be So Sick Of Us)
- from Falling Standards
In A Waffle House In Alabama - original
- from Mouthful
In A Waffle House In Alabama - actual size version
- from Objects In Mirror
In A Waffle House In Alabama - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Itchy Song #1,543
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
It Saw Her Standing There
- from Greatest Kids' Hits

J
J-Lo And Ben
- from Pottered Meat
Jewish Christmas Carol Medley - original version
- from Extra!! Extra!!
Jimmy Buffet (Somebody Else Got To Be)
- from Objects In Mirror

K
Katusha
- from The Nudniks

L
Lazy Boy
- from The Least I Can Do
Les's Morgue
- from The Least I Can Do
Let's Go Plant A Tree
- from The Nudniks
Lie Lie Lie - original TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Lie Lie Lie - Actual Size political version
- from Measuring Up
Like A Dog
- from Mouthful
Little Gerbil
- from Mouthful
Little Sister (Ooly Gooly Baka Hu)
- from Refrigerator Art
Lookin' Out My Back Door
- from I Love My Job
Love Me (On) Tinder
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Love Me (On) Tinder - live
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Loving Her (Is Like Playing At The Bluebird Cafe)
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Lower The Bar
- from 700 Billion Dollars
M
Malfoy The Flying Ferret
- from Something To Sneeze At
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Malfoys
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Maniac On The Interstate
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Martha My Dear
- from You Stink George W!
Me And Timmy McV
- from Extra!! Extra!!
Mel Gibson's Greatest Hit
- not yet on any CD
Mendel The Reindeer
- from The Nudniks
Miley The Sequel
- from I Love My Job
Monica - original version
- from Tail To The Chief
Monica - TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Mr. Grint
- from Something To Sneeze At
My Conservative Girlfriend
- from Objects In Mirror
Moronic
- from Tail To The Chief
Moses
- from Mendel The Reindeer
Ms. G
- from Girlband
My Brother's Coming Back
- from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
My Brothers
- from Falling Standards
My Bubbie's A Killer - original TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
My Bubbie's A Killer - Nudniks version
- from The Nudniks
My Dog Never Multi-Tasks
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
My Face
- from Pardon My French!
My Girl Goes
- from Show-Off!
My Little Babushka
- from The Nudniks
My Pal The Murray
- from Pardon My French!

N
The NASCAR Song
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
National Brotherhood Week
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Ned Beatty
- from Mouthful
Ned Beatty - live version
- from Pottered Meat
Neighborhood Titty Bar
- from Falling Standards
Never Not
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Neighborhood Titty Bar
- from Falling Standards
Nice Guys Finish Last
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Nina
- from F. U. 2016
No Groupies
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Nobody To Vote
- from Drinks Well With Others
Not Me
- from Refrigerator Art
Nudnique
- from The Nudniks
Ned Beatty - live version
- from Pottered Meat

O
Oh Darn It
- from F. U. 2016

Oh They Built Another Bomb
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Our Boy And Bubba
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Out In The Backyard
- from Drinks Well With Others
Outside The Box
- from 700 Billion Dollars

P
Pain - original TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Pain - Actual Size version
- from Measuring Up
Pain - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
The Pajamas Of My Mind
- from Girlband and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Parking Spot - TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Parking Spot - Stupid Country version
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Passing Trains
- from Objects In Mirror
The Pat Benatar Hair-Loss Medley
- from Drinks Well With Others
The Pedley
- from The Least I Can Do
Pedley - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Penelope, Arthur, and Stanley
- from The Two Jew Revue
Pinky Swear
- from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
Planet Syndicadio
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Plumbing
- from Pardon My French!
Poop On That
- from Girlband and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Pre-Arranged Wedding
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Pregnant
- from Falling Standards
Pretty Day
- from Falling Standards
Puff The Magic Rapper
- from Show-Off!

Q
Quidditch Ball Wizard
- from Show-Off! and Greatest Kids' Hits
Quidditch Ball Wizard - live version
- from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits
Quitcher Whining!
- from Refrigerator Art

R
Redneck
- from Mouthful
Refrigerator Art
- from Refrigerator Art
Renting
- from Tail To The Chief
Renting - live version
- from Pottered Meat
Resolution
- from Pardon My French!
The Road To Hell
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Romney Can You Hear Me
- from Drinks Well With Others
Rowling Must Deliver
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Rules
- from Falling Standards

S
Sachio
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Saddam'll Be My Target (I Want Osama)
- from Extra!! Extra!!
The Sandwich Song Singalong
- from Drinks Well With Others
Sara
- from Greatest Kids' Hits
Sarah Palin
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Seal Pup
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Seven Hundred Billion Dollars
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Seven Shallow Graves
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Sex, Drugs, and Bill Monroe
- from Measuring Up
Sex With The Ex - original version
- from Falling Standards
Sex With The Ex - TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Shall We Burn A Book For Jesus
- not yet on any CD
Shall We Slap A Slut
- from Drinks Well With Others
Shatner
- from Pottered Meat
She's Jewish - Actual Size version
- from Measuring Up
She's Jewish - original TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Shit Shower And Shave
- from F. U. 2016
Shitty Li'l Love Song
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Shutdown
- from I Love My Job
Shut Up
- from Pottered Meat
Single Mom
- from Tail To The Chief
Sixties Medley
- from Mouthful
Skinny Woman
- from Show-Off!
Sleep With The Whole Band
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Slumber Party
- from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
So Happy Together
- from Mouthful
So Weird
- from Pardon My French!
Soap Gets In Your Eyes
- from You Stink George W!
Somebody Farted
- from You Stink George W!
Song About Nothing
- from Measuring Up
Stand By Your Van
- from Welcome To Stupid Country and Let's Get Good'n'Heimered!
Steve The Pirate
- from Objects In Mirror
Steve The Pirate - Live
- from I Love My Job
Student Of Being F***ed Over
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Sushi (Please Don't Make Me Eat)
- from Show-Off!
Suspenders
- from Extra!! Extra!!
Sweat The Small Stuff
- from Welcome To Stupid Country

T
Take It Back
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Talk In Espanol
- from Girlband and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Technical Writer
- from Tail To The Chief
Tell Michelle My Cell
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Texaco
- from Mouthful
Thank God I'm A Country Star
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Thank God Thanksgiving (Only Comes Once A Year)
- from 700 Billion Dollars
That Brat Bieber
- from I Love My Job
That Motel Smell
- from Show-Off!
That's Why Sometimes Daddies Need A Drink
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
The Least I Can Do
- from The Least I Can Do
The Pat Benatar Hair-Loss Medley
- from Drinks Well With Others
The Pedley
- from The Least I Can Do
The Sandwich Song Singalong
- from Drinks Well With Others
The Twit In Twitter
- from F U. 2016
The Year The Big-Mouth Asshole Fucking Won
- from F. U. 2016
The Twelve Signs Of Swine Flu
- from The Least I Can Do
There You Have It, There You Are
- from Objects In Mirror
They Only Fight Occasionally
- from Self-Portrait
Thinkin' Of You
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
This Dude Ron Ron Ron
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
This Fudge
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
This Year I'm Pulling Christmas...
- from Drinks Well With Others
Those Things You Do
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Those Were The Days
- from The Nudniks
Three Bucks An Hour
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Training Bra
- from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
Travelin' Hard
- from Measuring Up
Tweetin' On A Jet Plane
- from The Least I Can Do
Twist Of The Dreidel
- from The Nudniks

U
Umbridge Bloody Umbridge
- from Something To Sneeze At
Uncle (Marv) Albert
- from Tail To The Chief

V
Veruca
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Virile Man - Clinton version
- from Tail To The Chief
Virile Man - original version
- from Self-Portrait
The Vomit Song
- from Falling Standards

W
Walk Of Shame
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Walk On The Wonka Side
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Wedding Bells
- from The Two Jew Revue
The Weird Al Country Medley
- from F. U. 2016
What's He Got That I Don't Got?
- from The Two Jew Revue
What's In My Hotdog
- from Pardon My French!
What's In My Hotdog Live
- from I Love My Job
War On Xmas Is Over
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
What Do You Get The Girl Who Has Everything
- from Pardon My French!
Where Would I Be Without Me - Charlie Sheen version
- not yet on any CD
Where Would I Be Without Me - original version
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Whipped - original version
- from Falling Standards
Whipped - TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Whipped - TJR version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Whiskers And Me
- from The Two Jew Revue
Why Can't We All Get A Longbottom
- from Something To Sneeze At
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
- from I Love My Job
Why Does It Take So Long (To Record A 3-Minute Song)
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Wonka Gold
- from When Harry Met Charlie...

X

Y
Yer In-Bred
- from Mouthful
Yesterday (for Kato)
- from Mouthful
You Rich Motherfuckers
- from Pardon My French!
You Stink George W!
- from You Stink George W!
You're Better Off With Me
- from Welcome To Stupid Country

Z