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Something To Sneeze At
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| On November 19th, 2010, the seventh (yet somehow not final) installment of the Harry Potter movie series hit every theater in the universe. This event, of course, required Steve to create another batch of parodies based on the books we love [and on the accompanying movies that inevitably disappoint Steve]. On Something To Sneeze At you get 19 kid-pleasing songs (including 12 Harry Potter numbers), plus two funny videos, all for just $12 for a CD, or $10 for the download version! And yes, the download verison comes wtih all the graphics and liner notes you'd get with the CD. Hear all the previews here...
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Dumbledore ·
Malfoy The Flying Ferret ·
Avada Kedavra ·
Harry Sings His Tragedy ·
A Day In The Life Of Harry ·
Act Pottery ·
I Am The Horcrux ·
Harry's Girl ·
Umbridge Bloody Umbridge ·
Dobby Can You Hear Me ·
Why Can't We All Get A Longbottom? ·
Mr. Grint ·
Ice Cream Man ·
Girl Talk (Disclaimer #1) ·
Braces ·
Halloween ·
Ecstasy Of The Bilious Waterpoodle ·
Mucus To My Ears (Disclaimer #2) ·
Brown Booger
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2008
 | Brother Can You Spare Seven Hundred Billion Dollars? |
| | | It's time to vote again!
And just in time for Election 2008, here's another CD from Steve! It has fifteen funny songs, eight funny commercials, PLUS three videos. WOW! All that for just $12! That's a savings of $699,999,999,988.00!
SONGS AND VIDEOS ON THIS ALBUM:
Commercial #1 ·
Seven Hundred Billion Dollars ·
(I'm Thinkin' 'Bout Nailin') Sarah Palin ·
Commercial #2 ·Frank's Garage ·
Oh They Built Another Bomb ·
Commercial #3 ·
National Brotherhood Week ·
Friends On Myspace ·
I Confess ·
Commercial #4 ·
Thank God Thanksgiving ·
Calling Dr. Phil ·
The Road To Hell ·
Commercial #5 ·
Tell Michelle My Cell ·
Outside The Box ·
Lower The Bar ·
Harry Sings his Tragedy ·
A Day In The Life Of Harry ·
Commercial #6 ·
Commercial #7 ·
Commercial #8 ·
PLUS THREE MUSIC VIDEOS!
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2008
 | Welcome To
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| | Steve was stupid before stupid was cool... as documented here!
This is Steve's first strictly country CD, with twelve goofy, stupid country songs. You'll come for the NASCAR song, but you'll stay for the Mandolin song! Click the titles below to hear some previews. $12 for CD, or $10 for download version.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
The NASCAR Song ·
Where Would I Be Without Me ·
Handlin' My Mandolin ·
Sweat The Small Stuff ·
I Need A Parking Spot ·
I Opened Up My Heart (And My Brain Fell Out) ·
You're Better Off With Me ·
Why Does It Take So Long (To Record A 3-Minute Song) ·
Take It Back ·
Loving Her (Is Like Playing At The Bluebird Cafe) ·
Stand By Your Van ·
Thank God I'm A Country Star
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2007
 | Let's Get
Good-n-Heimered! | | | | Steve's comedy/bluegrass group The Wizenheimerz has FINALLY got a CD out!
This is the next phase in stupid music, and it's so very wrong that you simply MUST have it! It has 18 songs, plus a bonus track -- what a deal! Click the titles below to hear some previews. $10 (download).
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
The NASCAR Song ·
Shitty Li'l Love Song ·
Thinkin' Of You ·
In A Waffle House In Alabama ·
Her Side / His Side ·
That's Why Sometimes Daddies Need To Drink ·
Grandpa's Dead ·
Seal Pup ·
Never Not ·
He Kissed Her Lips ·
Handlin' My Mandolin ·
Fugly ·
Whipped ·
Pain ·
Cowtipping ·
Seven Shallow Graves ·
Pedley ·
Our Boy And Bubba
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August 2005
| | Steve's group "actual size" has a second CD for 2005! Steve and Andy Corwin continue the wacky two-part harmony on topics such as hypochondriac pirates, Jimmy Buffett's lifestyle, and of course George W! Go to www.actualsizemusic.com to see and hear more! $10 for download version.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Steve The Pirate ·
Go Forth My Son ·
Jimmy Buffett (Somebody Else Got To Be) ·
How Come You Ain't Dead Yet ·
The Dollar Bill Song ·
If I Was You ·
My Conservative Girlfriend ·
Passing Trains ·
There You Have It, There You Are ·
In A Waffle House In Alabama
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July 2005
 | When
Harry Met
Charlie | FREE
with purchase of
"Refrigerator Art"
album download | | | Harry Potter AND Charlie And The Chocolate Factory...
all set to popular music! This is another totally G-rated, sure-to-be-a-hit-with-the-kids CD, full of nutty parodies about magic and chocolate. YEAH! Featuring the voices of Alison Larkin, this CD is free with the purchase of "Refrigerator Art!" (while supplies last)
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Goblet Of Fire ·
Dudley's Cryin' ·
Rowling Must Deliver ·
Dumbledore ·
This Dude Ron Ron Ron ·
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Malfoys ·
Hermione/Fly ·
Walk On The Wonka Side ·
Wonka Gold ·
Veruca ·
This Fudge ·
Steve The Pirate ·
Sachio ·
Birthday Munky
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October 2004
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YOU STINK
GEORGE W! |
| | | The Partridge Family meets our stupidest president! It's Steve's THIRD CD of the year 2004! Holy crap! You see, October rolled around, and Steve went nuts with inspiration - mostly due to the upcoming presidential election, and the incredible amount of bovine-feces surrounding it. There's no Harry Potter on this album. Instead, there's a great deal of flatulence and jokes at Dubya's expense, plus a jab or two at Martha Stewart, obnoxious users of cell phones, and binge-drinking. Yay! $10 for download version.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: You Stink George W! ·
Martha My Dear ·
Breakfast In A Bottle ·
Hey There, Georgy Boy ·
Don't Hear The Beeper ·
Soap Gets In Your Eyes ·
Big SUV ·
Channel E ·
Somebody Farted ·
The Ballad Of Wanda And Dino ·
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May 2004
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POTTERED MEAT
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June 2004 brings us Steve's CD of nutty song parodies! With another Harry Potter tune ("Harry's Wand," which was #1 on the Dr. Demento Show for four weeks), and some fun at the expense of American Idol, SUVs, plumbers, and bedwetters, Pottered Meat continues the proud tradition of Steve's ridiculous stuff! $12 for CD, or $10 for download version.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Harry's Wand ·
Shut Up ·
Shatner ·
Stand By Your Van ·
I Live In A Green Toyota - Shrek 2 version ·
Butt Crack ·
Duct Tape ·
Renting (live version) ·
Ned Beatty (live version) ·
Quidditch Ball Wizard (live version) ·
Bedwetter ·
Nursery Rhyme Moyel ·
J-Lo And Ben
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2002
| | Presenting Steve's nutty 4-person Jewish comedy singing sensation! Websters defines 'nudnik' as an annoying, unbearable windbag. But do it in 4-part harmony, and you have an act! Particularly if you're Jewish. $10 for download version.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM: B'Mir Bist Du Schon ·
Moses ·
I Want To Be Irish ·
My Little Babushka ·
My Bubbie's A Killer ·
Hi Mom, It's Me ·
Twist Of The Dreidel ·
Nudnique ·
Katusha ·
Those Were The Days ·
Let's Go Plant A Tree
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2001
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| | What do you get when two six-foot guys start singing about training bras and slumber parties? That's right - GIRLBAND! Steve went kinda nuts in 2001, and this two-man band is the result. Check it out - it's totally G-rated, making it a great gift for kids of all ages (and genders). $10 for download version.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Slumber Party ·
Buy My Cookies ·
Poop On That ·
The Pajamas Of My Mind ·
My Brother's Coming Back ·
Pinky Swear ·
Ms. G ·
Talk In Espanol ·
Training Bra ·
Real Good Cry ·
Boys Are Stinky ·
Braces
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2000
| | So ya like parodies? And ya like solo-Steve? Here's an original homage to the Clinton presidency, to take you back to a more innocent time. HA! $10 for download version.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Monica ·
Chimpanzee ·
Renting ·
Technical Writer ·
Uncle (Marv) Albert ·
Here Comes My Son ·
Chocolate Cream Pie ·
Heaving On A Jet Plane ·
Single Mom - live ·
Moronic ·
Virile Man (Tail To The Chief)·
Snow White And The Seven Deadly Sins
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1999
 | | We Just Want You To Be Happy |
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| | Steve's second offering as part of The Two Jew Revue, this one is even nuttier than the first TJR album (below). $12.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
My Bubbie's A Killer ·
Planet Syndicadio ·
Maniac On The Interstate ·
Three Bucks An Hour ·
No Groupies ·
I Confess ·
Hit By A Train ·
Parking Spot ·
Crisis Center Hotline Volunteer ·
Pre-Arranged Wedding ·
Hit In Outer Space ·
Pain ·
Student Of Being F***ed Over ·
Monica
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1998
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| Steve teams up with Jacob Kantor to create the closest thing to The Smothers Brothers since Erma Bombeck. Wacky songs abound. $12.
SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Lie Lie Lie ·
Whiskers And Me ·
She's Jewish ·
Penelope, Arthur, and Stanley ·
Whipped ·
Bacon ·
Hi Mom, It's Me ·
What's He Got That I Don't Got? ·
Wedding Bells ·
Sex With The Ex ·
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1997
| | 16 original songs in the classic solo-Steve tradition. Biting, silly, goopy - this one has it all. $12. SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Sex With The Ex ·
Whipped ·
The Vomit Song ·
Neighborhood Titty Bar ·
Pregnant ·
I Can't Believe You Left Me For A Dork Like That ·
Horny Desperate Guy ·
(I Wrote You A Song And) I Want It Back ·
Rules ·
Cringing Bastard ·
No Butt ·
Hey Look My Way ·
My Brothers ·
(Oh God) If I Were You (I'd Be So Sick Of Us) ·
Hey Scout ·
Pretty Day
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1995
| | Okay... the year was 1995... OJ was all over the news... no one had heard of Monica Lewinsky yet... Osama bin Laden was still being trained by the CIA... and Steve released his first CD of parodies. "Hysterical!" "Great production!" "It's shiny and round!" $12. SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
Yer In-Bred ·
So Happy Together ·
Chromosome ·
Ned Beatty ·
60s Medley (Louie Louie, Like A Rolling Stone, Aquarius)
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Like A Dog ·
Texaco ·
Redneck ·
In A Waffle House In Alabama ·
Thank God I'm a Country Star ·
A Day In The Life (for O.J.)·
Yesterday (for Kato)
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1993
 | Self-Portrait Of The Artist
As An Angry Young Man |
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| | It's Steve's first CD! And he hates it now. It's out of print, but there are a few left. Bound to be a collector's item, it contains some of Steve's (very) early live standup performances, and a bunch of wacky songs. $12 for CD, or $10 for the download version.
STANDUP COMEDY ON THIS ALBUM: Groceries · Holidays/Family · The Zoo · Frosty The Snowman · Commercials · Housekeeping · Skipper · No Sweat etc. · Golf SONGS ON THIS ALBUM:
They Only Fight Occasionally ·
Closet Heterosexual ·
In A Waffle House In Alabama ·
Boneheads On My TV ·
I Put Her Toothbrush In The Mail (And I Addressed It To Hell) ·
Virile Man
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